Dear Whomever,

Merry Christmas! I hope you have a wonderful holiday season and enjoy the new year.

2011 has been a big year for me, with many wonderful and seemingly impossible advancements in my life. My company (Sonostics) was recently sold to Exon-Mobile for 4.2 billion dollars after we accidentally discovered the cure to all known ailments and diseases, while simultaneously solving world hunger. As a result, I am now a multi-millionaire and am working on plans to build my new house/lair in a seemingly active volcano in Japan. From there, I will construct a space ship to capture both american and russian spaceships and instigate a global nuclear war. Unfortunately a certain british agent from MI6 has been thwarting my every move despite my numerous and overly theatrical attempts to kill him. I will fill you in on the outcome of these pursuits in my Christmas letter for next year.

In the interim, I am continuing my quest to find the remaining horcruxes which has been both challenging and rewarding, despite a recent setback which has left me without the use of one of my hands. Fortunately a potion was brewed in the knick of time which has saved me from what likely would have been certain death. I am working in conjunction with a rather young yet aspiring 16 year-old and his 2 friends, and I have high hopes that they will finish what I have been unable to accomplish on my own.

Needless to say, my ongoing pursuit to build a space station the size of a small moon is ongoing, but slow. Rebel spies continue to delay progress but I have been assured that it will be quite operational on schedule. I haven't yet decided on a planet to blow up first, but I think I may start alphabetically with Alderan.

Well that's pretty much it, I hope you enjoyed reading this Christmas letter as much as I did watching movies last night.

Merry Christmas,

- Darth Dumbledrax (Tim)